A Script-Fic by Jedi_Amara
WRITER'S NOTE: Jackie, you have a bigger part in this episode as you requested. To everyone, it looks like this fic is turning into a half-Digimon, half-GC fic! But who cares, we all know GC rocks anyway! (Except TW, of course.)
Darkangemon as Gary and Dactylomon
WK Graham as Phil and Aviemon
Gogglegirl181306 as Kate and Gogglemon
Optic as Jackie and Spectimon
DARKside338 as Nicky and GoodCharlottemon
Vampirelucemon as Ally and VamdeLucemon
Eliana as Ellie and Spammon
Me as Kari and SteveWaughsKidmon
Jedi_Amara as JA (because you just have to have a two-letter abbreviation!) and Elmon
Ryuko_Hikaru as Ryu and Thingymon
Arbromon as Daniel and Spamon
Tumble_weed as DarkTumbleWeedmon
HiKaizer as the Narrator
Helmsmon as Benji and Blacemon
Lord Patamon as Joel and PataGatomon
Episode 3: "Love, the GC Way!"
HIKAIZER THE NARRATOR: The girls finally sorted out the goggle thing when JA created a diversion. Then the Digimon partners showed up! GoodCharlottemon had a perfect way to get rid of DarkTumbleWeedmon, but when Benji and Joel appeared it kind of backfired with Joel's terrible voice. Hopefully, one out of the other 12 Digidestined will be able to stop him!
[Opening credits play.]
[JOEL is standing next to GoodCharlottemon holding a microphone and singing "The Motivation Proclamation". GoodCharlottemon has a blissful smile on his face. Everyone else is holding their ears.]
JOEL: [singing] Motivate me... I wanna get myself out of this bed! Captivate me... I want good thoughts inside of my head!
JA: Motivate me, I wanna find a way to stop Joel singing.
NICKY: Captivate me, I want Joel's voice outside of my head.
BENJI: I don't think you'll have much luck, guys, I've been trying to get Joel to stop singing for the last 4 years.
[ALLY, who is calming down after the goggle fight, happens to walk past JOEL. He stops singing and his eyes bug out.]
PHIL: He stopped singing! Speak of the devil!
GARY: No, that's DarkTumbleWeedmon.
[DARKTUMBLEWEEDMON suddenly flies up.]
NICKY: Now you can say "Speak of the devil".
JACKIE: OK. Speak of the devil!
[DARKTUMBLEWEEDMON spots GOODCHARLOTTEMON.]
DARKTUMBLEWEEDMON: Who are you? You look like a karaoke machine.
GOODCHARLOTTEMON: I am a karaoke machine.
BENJI: Joel, wanna demonstrate?
[JOEL is still bug-eyed.]
JOEL: [shakes his head to clear it] Huh? Uh? Oh, yeah. [He holds up the microphone and begins singing "Seasons".] [sings] Summer air reminds me of all the feelings of your love, and what it was like when we were together...
DARKTUMBLEWEEDMON: AAH! I'm not in love with you!
[DARKTUMBLEWEEDMON makes his getaway.]
JACKIE: Somehow, I don't think that song was aimed at DarkTumbleWeedmon.
[JOEL drops his microphone and starts walking towards ALLY like a zombie.]
GOODCHARLOTTEMON: Owwww! Watch it, dolt, that microphone isn't inanimate! It's one of my appendages!
[JOEL ignores GOODCHARLOTTEMON and continues walking.]
JOEL: [to ALLY] Will you marry me?
ALLY: What? I don't even know you!
JOEL: But I'm motivated! [sings] You're so selfish, you're not the only one who thinks he's dead!
ALLY: Aah! I'll consider it... if you stop singing!
JOEL: Aw, come on! [He checks his watch.] It's only another couple of weeks until Valentine's Day! If you won't marry me, will you at least be my Valentine?
ALLY: Uh... I'll just... back away... slowly...
JACKIE: [to BENJI] Your brother seems kind of... weird...
BENJI: No, he's just girl-obsessed.
JACKIE: Like I said. Do you see me obsessing over girls?
BENJI: I don't know. Your dress kind of gives you away.
JACKIE: Auggh! This dress is gonna haunt me! [glares at JA] JA, why on earth did you have to give me this stupid bright pink dress?
JA: You thought it up yourself, in your subconscious mind, remember?
JACKIE: That's a stupid excuse!
SPECTIMON: Come on Jackie, it's your fault!
JACKIE: Great, now my own Digimon is turning against me.
GARY: Maybe we should have made Jackie the loner instead.
PHIL: He volunteered, remember?
BENJI: A loner in a pink frilly dress?
GARY: Yeah, that's why we vetoed the idea.
[KATE and KARI come over.]
KATE: Let's get this sorted out.
KARI: We have a goggle girl, a loner and three spammers.
KATE: And thirteen Digidestined altogether.
KARI: Which leaves eight people to be classified.
JA: Yeah. Gary, Phil, Benji, Joel, Jackie, Ally and you two.
GARY: Well, according to my Anime Express column, we still need a sweet crush interest, a nervous dweeb, a compassion learner, a battle-scarred person, an irritating know-it-all and a quiet kid. That's six categories, so we have to make up new ones or double up.
[PHIL looks at JOEL, who is still trying to woo ALLY.]
PHIL: Looks like Ally is going to be the sweet crush interest.
JACKIE: Except she isn't sweet.
KATE: Mm hm.
[DARKTUMBLEWEEDMON chooses this moment to reappear.]
DARKTUMBLEWEEDMON: I'm back! And I have no use for a name!
JACKIE: What's that supposed to mean? You're DarkTumbleWeedmon!
DARKTUMBLEWEEDMON: Not that kind! [He brandishes a CD.] See, it's a CD by No Use For A Name.
NICKY: What kind of name for a band is that?
JA: One that has no use for a name, obviously.
GOODCHARLOTTEMON: According to my database, Good Charlotte thanks No Use For A Name in their second album, "The Young and the Hopeless".
DARKTUMBLEWEEDMON: Aha! NUFAN is good!
GOODCHARLOTTEMON: [continues, ignoring DTWmon] Of course, that doesn't mean NUFAN is a good band. And of course, Good Charlotte is still better.
[JOEL picks up the microphone to serenade ALLY again.]
JOEL: [sings] Summer air reminds me of all the feelings of your love...
DARKTUMBLEWEEDMON: AARGH! [He holds up the NUFAN CD as if about to use it as a weapon.]
[FREEZE FRAME. "To be continued" appears on screen.]
HIKAIZER THE NARRATOR: Well, that takes care of another category, but why is Joel so obsessed with Ally? Can he see something we can't? Find out on the next Digimon: Digital Monster Pataworlders!
[Closing credits play.]