A Script-Fic by Jedi_Amara
WRITER'S NOTE: To those people who commented on the first episode of "DIGIMON PATAWORLDERS": Eliana, I know about the spelling of your name, and I changed the spelling / name of everyone's names. Also, I thought I made you pretty human. That's how I see you, from your posts on the tagboard and forums. IRL, that's kinda how I act too. HiKaizer, the narrator *is* an important job.
Darkangemon as Gary and Dactylomon
WK Graham as Phil and Aviemon
Gogglegirl181306 as Kate and Gogglemon
Optic as Jackie and Spectimon
DARKside338 as Nicky and GoodCharlottemon
Vampirelucemon as Ally and VamdeLucemon
Eliana as Ellie and Spammon
Me as Kari and SteveWaughsKidmon
Jedi_Amara as JA (because you just have to have a two-letter abbreviation!) and Elmon
Ryuko_Hikaru as Ryu and Thingymon
Arbromon as Daniel and Spamon
Tumble_weed as DarkTumbleWeedmon
HiKaizer as the Narrator
Helmsmon as Benji and Blacemon
Lord Patamon as Joel and PataGatomon
Episode 2: "Bring On The Music!"
HIKAIZER THE NARRATOR: JA uploaded everyone to the Digital World, although Gary didn't seem too pleased at having to go anywhere. Jackie had some stuff to sort out with his new pink frilly dress, while the eleven kids had to decide on their positions. The girls were fighting over Kari's pink goggles, while Nicky grudgingly agreed to be the loner. DarkTumbleWeedmon turned up a bit early when his watch stopped, but he flew off after everyone criticized his taste in music. Now we'll just have to see if we can sort out the goggle girl - and stop Daniel spamming!
[Opening credits play.]
[Show the girls fighting over the goggles. Finally, ALLY emerges holding the elastic.]
ALLY: Hm. I am the oldest, after all.
JA: But the goggle kid is never the oldest! Joe is older than Tai, Yolei is older than Davis and then you have Ryo and J.P.!
KATE: It should be second oldest. Which means me.
JA: Whatever. I'm sick of fighting.
KARI: Well, I'm not.
ALLY: Me neither.
[ALLY, KARI and KATE start fighting again. Meanwhile, ALLY has dropped the elastic. JA picks it up.]
JA: Tee hee, my diversion worked. [She ties the elastic back onto the eye-parts and puts the goggles on.] I'm the one running this show, anyway.
[ELLIE is running around having a spam war with DANIEL again. Suddenly, some DIGIMON come running up a hill.]
DIGIMON 1: [to ELLIE] Hello, my name is Spammon. I'm a Tin Can Digimon.
DIGIMON 2: [to DANIEL] And I'm Spammon's twin! I'm Spamon! I'm a Tin Can Digimon too!
[A small Digimon comes up to JA. She looks down.]
JA: Oh, hello, Elmon.
VAMDELUCEMON: I'm Ally's partner.
GOGGLEMON: I go with Kate.
STEVEWAUGHSKIDMON: And I'm Kari's.
VAMDELUCEMON, GOGGLEMON and STEVEWAUGHSKIDMON: Have you seen them?
[GARY points to the fighting girls.]
GOGGLEMON: Oh, thanks. [The three Digimon join the fight.]
[DACTYLOMON and AVIEMON walk over to GARY and PHIL, who recognise them straight away. THINGYMON goes to Ryu.]
THINGYMON: Hi, I'm Thingymon. Why don't we go join the spam war? [He points to Ellie and Daniel.]
RYU: OK! [They run off.]
[SPECTIMON looks at JACKIE's dress.]
SPECTIMON: Do human males usually wear that kind of thing?
JACKIE: [defensively] Yes! I mean, no! No! Maybe!
SPECTIMON: Are all humans as confused as you?
JACKIE: I don't know!
NICKY: [to GoodCharlottemon] I guess... you're mine, then.
GOODCHARLOTTEMON: [nods] Yes, I'm GoodCharlottemon. And I have the perfect strategy to foil DarkTumbleWeedmon. [He presses a button on his wrist and "Little Things" blasts out.]
NICKY: Ahh, that's perfect. Do you have "The Anthem"?
GOODCHARLOTTEMON: Of course I do. [He switches tracks.]
NICKY: [starts singing along] IT'S A NEW DAY! BUT IT ALL FEELS OLD!
JA: Did I just hear Good Charlotte?
NICKY: Yeah! Why don't you join in?
JA: All riiiiight! [sings] AT MY HIGH SCHOOL, IT FELT MORE TO ME LIKE A JAIL CELL, A PENITENTIARY!
DARKTUMBLEWEEDMON: Haha, I'm back. And this time, I'm not too early. [He hears the melodious strains of "Riot Girl" from GoodCharlottemon.] Auggh! It's Good Charlotte! Get me outta here! I have to counter it with Anti-Flag! [He flies away, very quickly.]
GARY: Um... yeah. Great. GoodCharlottemon, can you play "Girls and Boys"?
GOODCHARLOTTEMON: Switching tracks.
PHIL: Hey, look! It's two kids!
BENJI: Hey! Over here! I'm Benji, and this is my brother Joel!
JA: *blinks* Great, we have Good Charlotte imitators.
JOEL: Come on, Good Charlotte rocks!
NICKY: Now, that's one thing we can all agree on!
[JOEL starts belting out "East Coast Anthem" with GoodCharlottemon's inbuilt karaoke system.]
GARY: His voice is terrible!
BENJI: Yeah, that's what sets him apart from the real Joel Madden, I guess.
JOEL: [stops singing and bows] What do you think of my fantastic singing? Just as good as the real thing, don't you think?
[BENJI, GARY, PHIL and JA sweatdrop.]
[FREEZE FRAME. "To be continued" appears on screen.]
HIKAIZER THE NARRATOR: Looks like there's a way acceptable to everyone of getting rid of DarkTumbleWeedmon, now! But I'll have to cover my ears from now on! How are we going to get Joel to stop singing? More importantly, will JA ever give me a real part? Find out on the next Digimon: Digital Monster Pataworlders!
[Closing credits play.]