A Script-Fic by Jedi_Amara
Darkangemon as Gary
WK Graham as Phil
Gogglegirl181306 as Kate
Optic as Jackie
DARKside338 as Nicky
Vampirelucemon as Ally
Eliana as Ellie
Me as Kari
Jedi_Amara as JA (because you just have to have a two-letter abbreviation!)
Ryuko_Hikaru as Ryu
Arbromon as Daniel
Tumble_weed as DarkTumbleWeedmon
HiKaizer as the Narrator
Episode 1: "Goggle Girl Mania"
JA: OK, guys, I'm gonna upload everyone now.
GARY: Hey, wait! I don't want to go anywhere!
JA: Too late...
[Opening credits play.]
[NICKY looks around.]
NICKY: Where are we?
GARY: Duh! We're in the Digital World.
KATE: Remember? JA uploaded us.
NICKY: Oh yeah.
JACKIE: Hey! Why am I wearing this dress? [JACKIE is wearing a pink frilly dress with ribbons and bows all over it.]
ALLY: *laughs* It suits you.
JACKIE: But I'm a boy!
PHIL: You must have imagined the dress in your subconscious mind. After all, Jackie is a girl's name.
[JACKIE is ready to jump on PHIL and beat him up. Kind of. ELLIE is jumping around singing a strange song about spam.]
KARI: Hey, look what I found in my pocket! [She holds up a pair of bright pink swimming goggles.] I can be the goggle girl!
KATE: No way! I'm the goggle girl! Remember my nickname?
KARI: They're *my* goggles. And besides, I'm the only one here with the same name as a real Digidestined.
KARI: You don't count. You were only in there for a few minutes.
PHIL: Hrrumph. [He folds his arms and turns away.]
KARI: So, as I was saying...
ELLIE: I wanna be the goggle girl!
ALL OTHERS: NO!!!!
RYU: You spam all the time.
ELLIE: Well, so do you.
DANIEL: You'll overload the DigiWorld!
ELLIE: You will too.
[Meanwhile, JA has grabbed the goggles.]
JA: I'll be the goggle girl. I'm the one running this show, anyway.
[KARI and KATE are the only ones who notice. There is a three-way tussle for the goggles, which break.]
KATE: Great, you broke the goggles.
KARI: Whaddaya mean I did? You did!
JA: At least now we can all be goggle girls.
KATE and KARI: Huh?
JA: Well, you guys can each have one eyepiece... and I'll have the elastic, because I'm special and unique. [She sticks out her tongue.]
KATE: Hey! No way! [Another tussle for the elastic ensues.]
ELLIE: Ally, tell them I have to be the goggle girl!
ALLY: Just because you're my sister doesn't mean I'm gonna get you out of this mess! I'll be the goggle girl.
DANIEL: I'll be the goggle girl, then!
ELLIE: NO! You're a spammer too!
RYU: Besides, you're not a girl.
DANIEL: So? Jackie isn't either.
PHIL: Yes, he is... I think. Like Trix was? Or wasn't? *sweatdrop*
JACKIE: I never said I wanted to be the goggle girl anyway. But I guess those goggles would go pretty well with my new dress. [He twirls around and falls over.]
[GARY is watching the three girls fight over the goggles.]
GARY: Why do you have to have a goggle girl anyway? What's wrong with a good old goggle boy?
KARI: No way.
KATE: That's *old*.
JA: Time for a new tradition.
GARY: Well, can't you just agree on something then?
KATE: That's what we're trying to do! [The fight for the elastic re-starts. GARY sighs and walks over to the other group.]
GARY: You do realize that they're fighting for the goggles over there? [He points to the girls.]
ELLIE: WHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAATTTTT? [She joins the fight. ALLY follows her. The boys all sweatdrop.]
PHIL: Well, I guess we have to pick a loner from us, then.
JACKIE: I don't mind being the loner.
GARY: A loner in a pink frilly dress?
RYU: No way!
JACKIE: OK, I'm not bothered.
DANIEL: Nicky hasn't been saying a lot. Wanna be the loner, Nicky?
NICKY: Huh? Oh, yeah, OK... what am I agreeing to?
JACKIE: You're the loner. OK?
NICKY: What? Loner? Me? Humph. [He folds his arms, walks away and leans against a tree with a scowl on his face.]
GARY: I guess he agrees, then.
[A shadow is seen. DarkTumbleWeedmon swoops down and lands.]
DARKTUMBLEWEEDMON: Muahahahaha! Propagandhi rules this world!
RYU: What is he talking about?
NICKY: Some crap punk band, I think.
DANIEL: You're not supposed to come into the story yet! We haven't even got our Digimon partners!
DARKTUMBLEWEEDMON: Huh? I'm too early? [He checks his watch.] Oh, damn these analogue watches. They stop at the most inopportune times. I will go, then. Until later... EskiRAMA is Good!
JACKIE: More like complete and utter crap.
[DARKTUMBLEWEEDMON glowers at Jackie and flies away.]
GARY: I think we need a whole new class for Ellie, Ryu and Daniel.
PHIL: What, spammers?
JACKIE: Yeah, something along those lines.
DANIEL: What? I'm not a spammer! W00t! This! Is! A! Post!
[GARY, PHIL and JACKIE sweatdrop.]
[FREEZE FRAME. "To be continued" appears on screen.]
HIKAIZER THE NARRATOR: Will the PW team ever sort out who's going to be the goggle girl? Can the boys stop Daniel, Ellie and Ryu spamming? To find out, keep watching Digimon: Digital Monster Pataworlders!
[Closing credits play.]